Hey, I’m thinking about coming becoming a beauty influencer. And I know that sounds ridiculous, but hear me out on this one, okay?
I think I could do a really good job on this.
Number one: I was born with amazing pigment because, you know, we don’t crack. Okay? I’m kind of a halfway don’t crack person. I’m not a full on don’t crack. I crack a little bit, but because I don’t have all the pigment, I crack a little bit. That’s number one.
Number two: people can ask me about my amazing, you know, morning shower routine. You know, you see women putting on like 15 things on their face. All I have to do is go out and sweat and my pores look amazing … girl, they really do! My pores look amazing!!!
And then, yes, I do have a good facial care routine where I scrub off the dead skin every day. But let me know what you think about that. I think between my good amazing pigment and the fact that I have great pores every single morning, I could become a beauty influencer. And I just got to figure out if it’s going to be for Avon or Mary Kay or Gina tay or whatever it is.
I’m really game about this, man. This would be fun!